Made for mugs. Built for tables.
Designed to lift, insulate, and grip in all the right ways. Oryzo makes the simplest moment feel considered.
Designed by Lusion, the award-winning design studio.
The world's mostunnecessarily sophisticatedcork coaster.
PLAY
isn’t just a coaster.
Oryzo isn’t just a coaster.It’s the result of unprecedentedAI* breakthroughs.
Powered by AI*
Oryzo-1
Try to hover hand
AI fills in the gaps.We said high five. It heard six.
* Adobe
Illustrator
So portable, it's wearable
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AI SLOP IDEAS
FOR THIS
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FOR THIS
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We Are So
Cooked!
Oryzo is taking everyone's jobs...
and replacing them with AI!
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ORYZO-1
An open-weight model designed to be
lightweight and easy to carry.
Rise above mediocrity
With a precision-engineered lift (exactly one coaster thick), Oryzo doesn’t just hold your mug - it elevates it. Literally. Above every boring surface you’ve ever known.
Elevate your coffee experience
Handles Extremes with Ease
From piping-hot mugs to ice-cold drinks - Oryzo stays perfectly stable. Your coffee table already tapped out three sips ago.
Thermodynamic stability
Perfectly Round, Seriously
Our engineers recalibrated its circumference with disturbing levels of attention to detail - just because we could.
Now 37.9% More Circular
Secure communications simplified
Smart flip encryption
Write a message. Flip. Instantly secure - until someone flips it back. Genius.
Precision Grip, Zero Drama
Grip-locked Antisliptechnology
Micro-textured cork so grippy your drink files a restraining order against gravity. Spills? Consider them politely discouraged.
Friction coefficient (est):
0.80
100% Plant-based
Vegan-friendly
sustainability
Pure cork sourced sustainably. Completely vegan - no cows were harmed, but it might be full of "bull"sh*t.
Average age of first harvest
Cork oaks are typically first harvested at around 25 years, once the bark is thick enough to remove safely.
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Harvesting interval
After each harvest, the bark takes about 9 years to regrow, making cork a renewable material.
Power draw while in use
No compute. No tokens. So you can say “please” and “thank you” as much as you want, guilt free.
People all around the world love Oryzo
Do not take our word for it, see what people say after living with Oryzo.
Rating & Reviews
Custom reviews [ 364 ]
ORYZO in use
"This is the best coaster that I've ever used. I can't go to the space without it"
"My coaster? If you want it, I'll let you have it. Look for it! I left everything I gathered together in one place!"
"We are so cooked. Hollywood is not ready for a coaster this cinematic."
"I tried the wearable mode. I achieved… attention."
"My table hasn't been this protected since I stopped trusting gravity."
Choose you own
ORYZO ORYZO Pro ORYZO Pro Max
The original. Refined until it feels inevitable. Lifts just enough, grips just right, and quietly disappears into your day like it was never there.
A little more presence. Double the cork, double the confidence - without losing the plot.
Maximum stack for maximum unnecessary satisfaction. A bold little pedestal for your mug and a quiet flex for the whole desk.
Single layer lift
Double stack lift
Triple stack lift
Natural cork insulation
More mass, more steadiness
Extra insulation by design
Stable grip on everyday surfaces
Designed to be stardout
Deployable on RTX 3090, on device
NewORYZO |
NewORYZO Pro |
NewORYZO Pro Max |
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| One coaster. One job. Done beautifully. | Twice the cork. Twice the commitment. Still effortless. | Three layers of confidence. For people who like their coffee slightly above it all. |
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Stack:
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Stack:
2
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Stack:
3
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Lift:
1 coaster thick
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Lift:
2 coasters thick
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Lift:
3 coasters thick
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Material:
Cork
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Material:
Cork
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Material:
Cork
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Connectivity:
None
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Connectivity:
None
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Connectivity:
None
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Pairing:
Not Required
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Pairing:
Not Required
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Pairing:
Not Required
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Updates:
Never
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Updates:
Never
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Updates:
Never
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Best for:
Daily mugs and quiet desks
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Best for:
Taller cups and extra stability
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Best for:
Maximum lift and maximum presence
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Abstract
We present Oryzo-1, an open-weight 3D model of a cork coaster for rendering, simulation, and gloriously unnecessary research. Oryzo-1 faithfully reproduces key coaster behaviors - table protection, perfect circularity, and passive thermal moderation under everyday beverage conditions. Released in clean OBJ format with baseline results on our own WoodenBench (a standardized evaluation suite conducted on a single desk and very possibly rigged by us). Limitations include heavy dependency on gravity, mugs, and human deployment.
Acknowledgements
This website was single-shot espresso’d into existence by the creative team at Lusion.
Peer Review
"Oryzo-1 A0B is the best model out there. Trust me bro."
- Anonymous LocalLLaMA Reddit user
- Anonymous LocalLLaMA Reddit user
BibTeX
@misc{oryzo2026,
title = {Oryzo-1: Open-Weight Coaster Model},
author = {Lusion},
year = {2026},
howpublished = {OBJ release},
note = {A high-fidelity 3D model of a cork coaster. Code: coming soon.
}
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