dril @dril · 2h
i will never apologize for the way i used the microwave at the office party

sports takes @hottakes · 4h
Ranking every NBA team by how much I'd enjoy eating dinner with their mascot. Thread 🧵 1/40

Cat Facts @catfacts · 5h
my cat just knocked over a full glass of water and then looked at me like it was my fault

meme lord @memes · 6h
nobody:  me at 2pm: one more episode